Welcome to the hell hole :)

andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

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it’s mike wazowski. 

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go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick


maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

(Source: maliciousmelons)


humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.


jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY
tyleroakley:

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up
  • Torchwood: We're outside the government
  • Torchwood: Beyond the police
  • Torchwood: Completely top secret
  • Torchwood: Nobody knows about us
  • Torchwood: Except for the pizza place
  • Torchwood: And that old lady
  • Torchwood: And everyone
  • Torchwood: Except Rhys

quantumfemme:

Same
drlectertho:

a-gramm-of-everything:

well isn’t she fashionable with her antler accessories?

oh please, they are so last season

punkpep:

when im having a shitty day and someone at school tries to say hi

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Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D

youneedacat:

natalunasans:

owlturdcomix:

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i like this but i don’t know why.

That’s cute.


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